1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
- ...upon insertion the needles will cause horrible screams of pain that...
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
- o o bucată de friptură, de alalteieri... văd ca nu mai mişcă...
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
- prima parte din concertul Iris... vroiam să văd daca se vede diferit la TeVe
4. Without looking, guess what time it is.
- Ce întrebare tâmpită... tocmai m-am uitat acu două minute. Deci e 5 am...
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
- 3:12 ... eh, I was a bit off.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
- pârţ .... oops! -_-
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
- Acu' juma' de oră. Am fost să bag o ţâgare.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
- forumul culgârl... shit! did I say that outloud? -_-
9. What are you wearing?
-un trening rupt în cur şi un maieu pătat cu sos de roşii.
10. Did you dream last night?
- băi nu m-am trezit ud în zona... aia, deci cred că nu.
11. When did you last laugh?
- Acu' d00 minute... cioli poa' să fie amuzant când vrea.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
- hartă a Europei, 3 fotografii d-ale mele, un ceas mare şi urât ('tuţi grijania mătii... las' că te dau eu jos!) şi 3 pânze de paianjen. Mă pregătesc pentru halăuiin.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
- Aha! Li se spune "oameni"... îi vad peste tot prin jurul meu... -_-
14. What do you think of this quiz?
- Cul! Hip! Trendy! Mişto! Belea! ... am rămas fără cuvine...
15. What is the last film you saw?
- Requiem for a Dream
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
- o cola... mor de sete...
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
- îmi plac copii... în fiecare zi...
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
- aş redenumii America... i-aş zice mcMerica.
19. Do you like to dance?
- Numai când sunt beat. Foarte beat. Aghesmuit. Afumat. Cherchelit. Şumen. Vâjâit. Etc, etc...
20. George Bush
- Tito, încântat de cunoştinţă!
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
- Alexandra
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
- Cristian
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
- Japan... *drools*
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
- He's here! RUUUUUUN!
25. 4 people who must also do this in THEIR journal.
MWHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!










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Each problem like a grain of sand, each night I inherit the desert.
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Karma, neh?
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Karma, neh?
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et ce que je vis me semble ręve...
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"According to the study, in 1995, 42 percent of all high school seniors had at one time in their lives experimented with marijuana. " [link] Don't fill your signiture with nonsense.
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Karma, neh?
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Esti un adevarat artist mosule!
Hai la Cosmos
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History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.
Sir Winston Churchill
... si da... is un adevarat geniu.. inca-mi astept statuia in centru' orasului
Cosmos sa fie!
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Sunt total de-acord, Cosmos si porn cu castraveti s-avem(can't have one without the other) ca restu se cumpara
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History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.
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Karma, neh?
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